Andrew (A narrator)
Georgie (Another narrator)
Aladdin (the hero)
Princess Princess (the princess)
Maggie (the princess’ friend)
Michelle(the princess’ other friend)
The Emperor(he’s quite strict)
Abanazar(the bad guy)
Tony Blair(his henchman)
George Bush(Tony’s special friend)
Pooch (a special dog)
Willis (Aladdin’s monkey)
Widow Twankey (a washerwoman)
Wishee (her son)
Washee (her other son)
Rolf Harris (a national treasure)
Trude Mossqueie (a vet in practice)
Alan (a UN inspector)
Dai (one of his team)
Myffanwy (yet another UN inspector)
Lennon (head of the palace guard)
McCartney (a palace guard)
George (there’s a theme here)
Ringo (the funny guard)
Besty (a guard - but not for long)
Slave of the Ring (a low power genii)
The Genii (the real deal)
Contestant Number One (a suitor)
Baron Von Dull (a German suitor)
Jacques (a French suitor)
Mitch(a cynical peasant)
Daisy (an infatuated peasant)
Luke (a peasant with good hair)
Bo (not the brightest of peasants)
Hannibal (she loves it when a plan comes together)
Harvey (a put-upon husband)
Rosco (P. Coltrane)
Geoff Man (Wye Aye)
Spuggy (she’s made a record)
Magnum (PI)
BA (he ain’t gettin’ on no plane)
Murdoch (a mad peasant)
Mr. Ben (friends of the shopkeepers)
Jamie (a peasant with a magic torch)
Higgins (a posh peasant)
TC (flies his own helicopter)
Faceman (a peasant who can get anything)
Miss Ellie (head of a large family)
JR (a nasty peasant)
Bobby (went away for two years)
Sue Ellen (a peasant with many problems)
Clayton (a peasant with a lovely voice)
Denver (a peasant into oil)
Alexys (his arch enemy)
Krystle (a peasant with shoulder pads)
Jonathan (a peasant detective)
Jennifer (when they met it was murder)
Max (a butler)
Cheggers (he plays pop)



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