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Dear Person,

You have been chosen from hundreds of, literally, people to be entered into our special prize draw and, if you're one of the lucky one, you could win your very own free ticket to:

"COCKTAIL HOUR FROM THE EMBASSY CASINO IN MONTE CARLO WITH NELSON SPARKLE, ARTHUR SIPHID, AND THE ARTHUR SIPHID BIG BAND EXPERIENCE"

Imagine a fondue party, remember the Bee-Gees, revel in the Brotherhood of Man. Yes, the cocktail hour from the Embassy Casino is not available in any shops.

An evening of television and cabaret entertainment as never before seen on the stage, with game shows, consumer affairs, children's programmes, and the latest news, all neatly interwoven with the rubbery twang of Arthur Siphid's guitar, the simpering phut of his organ, or the niggling speb of his favourite snare drum.

Imagine a fondue party, remember the Bee-Gees, and this time, bask in the glory of the Brotherhood of Man.
All you have to do to win your free ticket is to answer the following question correctly:

On which of the following records does Joan Bakewell?

a) Babs Plaster sings the hits of Benito Mussolini
b) Nelson Reflect on his death bed
c) Aiden Stretch with Carmen Azalea chant the Koran

Good Luck and Look Out!

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