len: face it Nelson, unless you get an eye transplant your compering days
are over.
nelson: Len, you know I can't afford an eye transplant. Compering is my life.
Don't take it away from me...
goldfinger: I have overestimated you Mr. Bond, you disappoint me. You obviously
failed to take into account my chocolate sponge.
bond: you poor fool Goldfinger, that chocolate sponge will just clog up your
mouth.
goldfinger: nom nom nom
(spit out chocolate sponge due to clogging with sponge (chocolate))
...in the disguise of an improbable European earthling, I have observed all
of your movement and I have found a flaw in your Achilles knee
...news........
Edward Heath has crushed a party of school children as they toured Salisbury
Cathedral.
The children were crushed by Edward Heath as they toured Salisbury Cathedral.
The government are taking measurements to prevent Edward Heath.
Arthur: Hello Children, my name is Arthur Sticky, and I sleep with my leg
up.
Children: up what?
Arthur: up the Empire
Children: Up yours....
because of soreness we are using haemorrhoid cushion in training but today
your pretty town is winning for me
....down Chegwin down. Out vile jelly. Let him smell his way to Dover where
the Radio 1 Road show will be this week.
And now 'Hoorah the War', where an historian who wasn't in it will be celebrating
the role of the Royal Family in shouldering the entire credit for winning
the second World War.
